EBBP OCTOBER – Zombie Rights: Zombies Were People Too!

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WHAT DO WE WANT!?

BRAIIINNNNNNNNSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!

WHEN DO WE WANT IT!?

BRRRRAAAAAIIIIINNNNNNSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!

It is a fact that zombies were people too (or sometimes dogs, or other living things). It is also a fact that zombies do not have voting rights, access to healthcare, or even the right to marry.

Starting in the great city of Oakland, we will continue our movement to take back zombie rights!

TAKE BACK THE FRIGHT! ZOMBIES UNITE!

The masses assemble at 7:30, Friday October the 11th, 2013 at the Lake Merritt bart station! The ride will end near the same BART station.

WE SHAMBLE INTO THE NIGHT AT 8:00

BRING YOUR LIGHTS

BRING YOUR HELMETS!

HOW WE ROLL:

Ride straight!
Don’t Hate!
PACK YOUR TRASH!
Don’t get smashed!
Stay to the right!
Stop at lights!

When in doubt – BIKE PARTY!

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5 Responses to EBBP OCTOBER – Zombie Rights: Zombies Were People Too!

  1. Danielle says:

    This is such a cool event, but you guys are heading down residential streets blasting music and yelling right at kids’ bedtime. NOT COOL!!!!!!!!!!

  2. Sunder W says:

    Does anyone know the end destination?? Would be great to know…

  3. Trever Hatch says:

    So if the Bart strikes tomorrow will Bike Party cancle?

  4. Murphy says:

    I will take a turn. Who is the V C?

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